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Thursday, July 27, 2017

The Lad's A Dad



Nobody blinked an eye last year when Lucky Blue Smith, who was still 18 years old, and his 26-year-old girlfriend, Stormi Brie,  announced that they were expecting their first child together. They seemed happy about it, the press covered it as joyous news, and Lucky Blue went back to living his life as usual, touring with his family band, modeling, and going to the beach.  The couple's social media feeds became so divorced from each other that people were openly speculating that they had cut ties, and certain outrage junkies, armed with no information what-so-ever, tried to publically shame the 18-year-old for abandoning the 26-year-old. Yesterday the child was born, a girl they have named Gravity Blue Smith, because of course they did.







Saturday, July 15, 2017

Thirst Traps For Beginners


If you don't know who Caleb Burton is, join the club.  He is one of those completely unremarkable-seeming boys that somehow comes out of nowhere and makes a respectable splash in social media.  In this case the 17-year-old's growing cachet seems to be rooted in the fact that he is friends with mega-successful 19-year-old "influencer" (ugh) Brent Rivera, who had eight million Vine subscribers, and now has over five million Instagram followers and nearly three million Youtube subscribers. Caleb's numbers aren't nearly as impressive, but he has about a hundred and sixty-three thousand more Instagram followers than I do, and that ain't nothing.  In Brett's Instagram videos, Caleb seems gangly, and goofy-cute, not what I'd call sexy,  but he seems to have learned an important lesson from Brett: It's good to be funny, but if you really want to rope in the subscribers you have to steam it up on occasion.  If that means being photographed in the shower (in your underwear, because don't everyone?) so be it. 

If you want to know how Brent does it, see below. Oh, guess what? Same shower.  


Tuesday, July 4, 2017

Independence


Happy 4th of July to those who celebrate, and even to those who don't .  To be honest, I don't think there's anything particularly patriotic about wrapping yourself in an American flag (patriotism being the most misused word in the English language) but sometimes the cutest boys do it.




Wednesday, June 14, 2017

Meet Oliver

I've been telling all my friends, and I think you should know, that this fellow, 17-year-old Oliver Sonne from Denmark, is about to be my new obsession. He has just signed at the whimsically named London agency The Unsigned Group, and hasn't had any real jobs yet, but it's only a matter of time. Before he was a model he starred as a 15-year-old soccer player in a Danish TV series, so maybe we'll even get to see him as an actor someday.





Tuesday, June 13, 2017

Beach Boy


Summer is in full swing and that means that all the Instaboys are headed to the beach. Woo hoo! Here are some recent photos of  Instagram cutey Sebastian Doyle,  who lives in Australia, where it is the beginning of Winter. Go figure. 








 

Saturday, June 10, 2017

Birthday Boy

My beloved Andrei Dobrin celebrated his 17th birthday this week and ws photographed  by Attilio Cusani for Fucking Young! Magazine. I imagine that Andrei is too skinny for some people's tastes, but to me he's perfectly lovely.


Saturday, June 3, 2017

Work Of Art

If Michelangelo's sculpture of David were to suddenly spring to life, put on some pants, and sit down on a chair, I imagine he would look exactly like this.

Wednesday, May 31, 2017

Asian Boys In Speedos


When I encountered this image on Tumblr it was captioned simply "Asian boys in Speedos." Can't beat that for conciseness. 

Tuesday, May 30, 2017

I'd Rather Be Sailing

And this fellow can be my first mate.

Sunday, May 28, 2017

The Long Lost Zombie Sunday Roundup






It happens occasionally that for some reason or other I start working on a post and for one reason or another I abandon it or lose track of it, or simply forget about it for one reason or another. The other day I was sorting through my discarded drafts and discovered not one, but two abandoned Sunday Roundup posts. So here they are, Frankensteined together, and risen from the dead. A few familiar faces show up. As Sunday Roundups go, it's on the small side, but I hope you can enjoy it anyway.





More after the break.


Saturday, May 27, 2017

Another Ancient Hottie

The last time I dared post about a long-dead hottie I was taken to task from some quarters for wasting people's time on someone who they would not be able to fuck right this minute. While I understand their frustration (not really) I can't help thinking that if I were to limit the pictures on this blog to pictures of boys I might actually be able to have, this would be a very quiet site indeed. 

So who do we have here?  This is Glen Halik, who in the first decades of the 20th Century traveled around America with his sisters Lois and Elsa giving recitals of music and dramatic readings. What kind of effect must he  have had on the young girls (and boys) who saw him play in church halls and Chautauqua tents in those days before radio and television? I can only imagine that it was devastating.

Glen would go on to a long career as a teacher, not just of the violin, but engineering drawing, surveying and descriptive geometry. He was also concertmaster of the Traverse City, Michigan, Symphony Orchestra for many years. He lived to be 95 years old.

 


Wednesday, May 24, 2017

More Gavin

One hates to post a second post devoted to Gavin Casalegno within a week, but my goodness, with photos like this (by Maxwell Poth) how can one not?